Creepy Pickup Lines You Shouldnt Try If You Want To Score

Everybody has experienced writing with some weirdo, that was using strange pick-up lines. Sometimes they don’t mean it, they’re just really bad at flirting, but for the receiver it’s uncomfortable. Through messages, they seem rough and strong, but in reality, they’re usually those weird shy guys that won’t be able to ask you out. Feel free to shut their proposal immediately. Maybe you’ll feel bad at first like it’s not very gentle, but trust me, they’re used to it. Let’s go through some messages and see if you’ve ever been in a similar situation.

Well, what can I say? Maybe I’m a bit old because at my age we were just saying you’re gorgeous. Strange young people nowadays, huh?

To be honest, this made my day. Dealing with those perverts with humor is the best you can do.

How to score between doctors. Maybe a little bit disgusting, but after all, it’s a pretty cool pick-up line.

She didn’t see THAT coming. Well responded, girl, well responded. The sparkle between them is almost tangible.

Okay, this one wasn’t as smooth as the previous one.

Eh, not sure what’s going on, but at least they’re on the same vibe. And what about you? Who would you slap, tickle, rub?

Someone find those cheesy pick-up lines adorable. What I find adorable and actually pretty smart, is that she was lying as you can see below the conversation.

As you can see, poetry is still popular. And if you don’t succeed at first, have to try it again. Back in the 19th century, they knew, why they were doing it.

Wow, a poetry war! Writing with this guy is only for the chosen one. But if you’re good at making rhymes feel free to contact him.

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

 where can you find him?

Don’t have a clue.

He got distracted by his own insurance tragedy, but quickly got himself back on the path to romance.